In regards to the issue of my unannounced extended leave of absence, I am providing the following list of very
1: "I wrote you every day for a year" but my mother kept all my witty posts hidden from you.
2: I forgot to lick the stamp before I sent my post.
3: Zynga locked my out of blogger and made me play Cityville, Farmville, and Mafia Wars, until I collected enough reward points to buy my way out.
4: I am actually dead and typing this from the grave.
5: The voices in my head took a vacation and left the lights off upstairs to save electricity.
Or if none of those excuses is acceptable maybe you will believe that after finding out I was pregnant a year ago things got harder and harder to keep up with. Then my little man was born and I got all sucked in by his super cuteness. I mean take a look this guy is so sweet.
However, I think the first 5 excuses are most plausible.
Sincerely Amber Lynae
